theprogramisupgraded:

redeyesblackdr4gon:

yungcrybby:

unbitrium:

yourstarcolouredeyes:

bwarch:

zio-masada:

This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things

Dude went to a Magic: The Gathering tournament and saw a whole lot of ass hanging out and decided to have fun with it.

This dude is also banned from said tournament because this photoset got so popular and it was considered insulting to the players…….

A true martyr.

The look in his eyes is majestic.

I feel like he’s a tour guide in a meninist museum who hates his job

he got banned for this too.

he was just telling the truth. conspiracy!

Your sacrifice for rustling my jimmies are dearly noted brother. May the base God bless you for eternity.

Our hero returns.

6slut:

you ever see girls that are so pretty that you don’t know what to do with yourself

mercygay:

my zodiac? im a dumbass. moon in dramatic bitch

angelrom:

I’m that kind of person who keeps letters and birthday cards, tickets from trains, parks or museums.

librabutch:

i love laying the FUCK down and sleeping

softblackboy:

People look so different once you don’t care about them anymore

gosh:

by Ines Rehberger

dt-minsuga:

Me:

Also me:

hanaita:

me to my cat: hows my sweet girl doing today…i love you

my cat: shrieks with the voice of a thousand year old river monster

me: oh thats good! i love you 💞💝💓💖💖💕💓💖💖💓💝💖💘💕💘💘💘💓💖💝💕💕💕💓💘💓💓💕💘

phisobi:

smeasel:

targuzzler:

what if mayonnaise came in cans

that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…

good morning to everyone except these two people

sootudying:

me when good things happen: what’s the catch

gosh:

by Julie de Waroquier